anusking:

hot things to say during sex: 

• Abraham Lincoln
•  meme harder  
• mitochondria 
• let’s watch icarly 
• why didn’t you reblog that post I made 
• WARMACHINEROX 

(via dildosoup)

(๏_๏) - I stalk your blog

(¬_¬) - You should go away

(∩ -∩ ) - I really like you(r blog)

(° o °) - you shock me

(^ 3 ^) - I want to kiss you

(>^ ▽^) > - I want to hug you

（°Д°） - You scare me

( T_T ) - You annoy me

(~_~;) - I’m too shy to talk to…

(・・;) - How did I end up here?

(UnU) - you never talk to me

(>∇<) - we should rp!

(≧∇≦) - WE NEED RP SMUT ME YOU NAO

(^///^) - Something too naughty to say

(X ~ X) - Delete your blog

(Source: bendingpsychopaths, via kitten-butt)